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{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}

{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}

{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}

{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}

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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}

{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

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Radvanice is a municipal part of the city of Ostrava, Moravian-Silesian Region in the Czech Republic. Administratively it is a part of the district of Radvanice a Bartovice. Formerly an independent municipality, Radvanice became a part of Ostrava in 1941.

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