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Valerian Kuybyshev was an Orfey-class destroyer built for the Imperial Russian Navy during World War I under the name of Kapitan Kern. Launched in 1915, construction was suspended for the rest of the war. She was seized by the Bolsheviks during the October Revolution, but construction did not resume until 1924. The ship was renamed Rykov the following year. Completed in 1927 and serving in the Baltic Fleet, she was transferred to the Northern Flotilla six years later.
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Super Street Fighter II Turbo, released in Japan as Super Street Fighter II X: Grand Master Challenge is a 1994 fighting game developed and published by Capcom for arcades. It is the fifth installment in the Street Fighter II sub-series of Street Fighter games, following Super Street Fighter II (1993). Like its predecessor, it ran on the CP System II hardware.
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